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hahhahaa the worst kind
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HAHA, Grant, our discussion last night.
hahahahaha omg so true briddey. its exactly the way we said it would be
From "The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing "wand" to "willy"" Facebook Group:
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“The willy chooses the wizard, Mr Potter.”
“Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “…Willy out, Potter.” Harry moved into his usual position…
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
‘Now, Harry,’ said Lockhart, ‘when Draco points his willy at you, you do this.’ He raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up saying, ‘Whoops - my willy is a little over excited.’
“There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort’s willy and mine sort of… connected.”
“Are you OK?” said Harry urgently.“My willy,” said Ron. “Look at my willy.” It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters.
Ron and Malfoy looked at each other with their willy’s raised. Malfoy strolled towards Ron, flicking his willy vigourously as he edged closer to Ron. Ron anticipated the worst and gulped as the white substance flew out of Malfoy’s willy and hit him full on the face.
fofl! surely that last one is made up
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WHY DO I FIND THIS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN?
damm this infernal snorlax
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ummmm, to bed with you, don’t spend all night rumbling
Nooo, later, I think I’ll watch a movie or read or something. Thanks for your concern though. And you can call me Christelle :)
WEll Christelle, (see how I rhymed that?) you SHOULD b in bed, I’m the the ‘Tumblr bed police, so that “soon” better be like in FIVE minutes
(dan raises hand menacingly)
longlivethequeen: shaunnashindig: (via ridingincarswithboys)
Harry’s hair in Deathly Hallows… What the?
check ron. he is a beast. he just looks awsomely chilled out. cept yr 2/3 he is fag. look at 7 he is like a tank struttin along. king
